| Mal-Mart contains four levels of pure consumer bliss. Whether you stop for shade and caffeinated refreshment at one of our 3 StarFucks coffee bars, get a refill at the 24-hour pharmacy with the help of Filthy Fharmacist Ian, or swing by our PhotoSmut one hour portrait studio, we guarantee that you'll leave satisfied or your money back.
Swing by our electronics department 3 days a week to hear the musical stylings of resident DJ Todd Spero, or catch a movie in the evening presented in RAND-O-VISION and pure stereo sound!
Lost? Need Directions? Our comprehensive interactive map with turn-by-turn directions will misguide you to your destination.
Unhappy with a purchase or just feel the need to wait in line? Visit our Customer Service department. We guarantee that all of our customers will be serviced.
Fashion is an essential element of life. Our large selection of Men's, Women's and Alternate clothing will leave you speechless. |